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by Mojo
March 21st, 2024
Forum: Rants & Reviews
Topic: Review: Amazon Prime One Big LET DOWN!
Replies: 4
Views: 2795

Re: Review: Amazon Prime One Big LET DOWN!

I get where you're coming from, mate. The content is pretty sub-par these days. It's like they're not even trying anymore. And yeah, the whole Alexa thing freaks me out too. I don't get why people are so cool about having these devices in their homes, listening in on their conversations. Creepy, if ...
by Mojo
February 13th, 2024
Forum: Rants & Reviews
Topic: Review: Google Pixel Phones are GARBAGE!
Replies: 0
Views: 1156

Review: Google Pixel Phones are GARBAGE!

Alright, buckle up folks, because I'm about to vent about this absolute disaster of a phone I recently bought, the Pixel. 🤬 Seriously, I've had better luck with a knock-off 90s Nokia than this overpriced piece of junk! First off, the camera? Rubbish. Blurry as all hell. 😤 Every photo I snap turns ou...
by Mojo
February 9th, 2024
Forum: Health & fitness
Topic: Review: Is Podobrace legit? Erm, No!
Replies: 4
Views: 1346

Re: Review: Is Podobrace legit? Erm, No!

🤨Seriously, where are the controls? People are getting taken for a ride by these scum, and the powers that be just let it happen! 😡There needs to be a crackdown on these snake oil peddlers, ASAP! Let's fight back and stop these crooks! 💪
by Mojo
December 29th, 2023
Forum: Fashion & beauty
Topic: NEVER buy makeup from TEMU!
Replies: 2
Views: 2542

Re: NEVER buy makeup from TEMU!

Gosh!!! That is terrible!!! I feel so sad for you :cry: I hope your scars fades eventually. The government really needs to shut temu down. :x
by Mojo
December 20th, 2023
Forum: Health & fitness
Topic: How to improve gut health?
Replies: 3
Views: 5805

Re: How to improve gut health?

Hey there, toothpaste guzzler! 😂 Just kidding. Good on you for making this change. Well, if you're looking to feed your gut, feed it some fibre! Beans, oats, apples, you name it. As for the toothpaste incident, yes the fluoride may have killed some of your good bacteria leading to the decrease in yo...
by Mojo
December 20th, 2023
Forum: Fashion & beauty
Topic: How to get rid of warts and prevent more developing?
Replies: 6
Views: 6377

Re: How to get rid of warts and prevent more developing?

Oh wow, a wart! The horror! Seriously, grow up, it's just a wart. I guess you've never had a real problem in your life. You're ridiculous! 😑
by Mojo
December 20th, 2023
Forum: Fashion & beauty
Topic: Do facial exercises help stop wrinkles?
Replies: 4
Views: 5657

Re: Do facial exercises help stop wrinkles?

Haha, yeah, sure... they work just as much as holding your breath for 5 minutes to lose weight. Seriously, all that crinkling... you're probably accelerating the aging process! 😆
by Mojo
December 20th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Do we have to pay tax?
Replies: 5
Views: 9381

Re: Do we have to pay tax?

You're thick as shit. If we didn't pay taxes, there'd be no roads, no hospitals, no schools. You think this stuff pays for itself? Your neighbour’s a bloody freeloader.
by Mojo
December 20th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: How to get rid of bingo wings?
Replies: 5
Views: 9497

Re: How to get rid of bingo wings?

If you find that exercise and diet doesn't work maybe it's because of excess fluid... maybe wearing a pair of compression arm shaping sleeves for your upper arms may work. The compression can help to drain excess fluid and frim up your upper arms. Just a theory. :geek:
by Mojo
December 20th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Avoid FedEx & Amazon they can both go to hell!
Replies: 2
Views: 9456

Re: Avoid FedEx & Amazon they can both go to hell!

It would not surprise me if Amazon did this deliberately. They sell everything so any parcel they see is in a back of a delivery van will be for one of their competitors so if they can intercept deliveries destined for other businesses to harm them especially near Christmas time then I bet they woul...
by Mojo
December 14th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Why don't women like me?
Replies: 8
Views: 8243

Re: Why don't women like me?

Gosh, this is turning out to be a right proper counselling session. Jimmy, just be yourself. That's the best you can do. ;)
by Mojo
December 8th, 2023
Forum: Health & fitness
Topic: Have I got Runners knee?
Replies: 5
Views: 4292

Re: Have I got Runners knee?

Aye, I agree with the guy above. It could be any number of things. I had runner's knee last year, and it was a sharp, stabbing pain, not a dull ache. But everyone's pain threshold and description is different. You should definitely see a doctor, mate.
by Mojo
December 6th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: No wildlife in Britain?
Replies: 6
Views: 7614

Re: No wildlife in Britain?

Oi, JimmyJazz, you're having a laugh if you think Britain doesn't have exotic wildlife! We've got red squirrels, Scottish wildcats, and even adders. They might not be as fancy as some African savannah creature, but they are our own, and they're under threat too. Some proper conservation would do the...
by Mojo
December 6th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Is white bread good for you?
Replies: 6
Views: 7543

Re: Is white bread good for you?

I reckon it's all about how you feel. If a slice of white bread with your breakfast makes you happy, then why not? It's just food after all. 8-)
by Mojo
December 6th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Why so much gun crime?
Replies: 3
Views: 6964

Re: Why so much gun crime?

people are crazy that's why! they think they can just shoot their problems away!!
by Mojo
November 21st, 2023
Forum: Health & fitness
Topic: Have I got diabetes?
Replies: 9
Views: 5312

Re: Have I got diabetes?

Or maybe Pablo, you've just been hitting the soda too hard. Cut back on the sugar, man!
by Mojo
November 21st, 2023
Forum: Fashion & beauty
Topic: How to stop myself getting a double chin
Replies: 5
Views: 4577

Re: How to stop myself getting a double chin

Oh, lighten up, Fredders! It was only a bit of banter. No harm meant.
by Mojo
November 21st, 2023
Forum: Fashion & beauty
Topic: How to stop myself getting a double chin
Replies: 5
Views: 4577

Re: How to stop myself getting a double chin

Have you tried cutting back on the pork pies, or does your chin have a mind of its own? I reckon a bungee jump might fix it - gravity's a great way to pull things into place!
by Mojo
November 20th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Ban ALL cyclists at night!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 10618

Ban ALL cyclists at night!!!

Don't get me wrong, I've no issue with a bit of eco-friendly transportation, but there's a time and place for everything. And in the pitch black, on bustling roads without so much as a headlamp, cyclists are nothing short of a menace. These pedal-pushing, lycra-loving morons are not only risking the...
by Mojo
November 20th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: Covid19 inquiry is a whitewash
Replies: 0
Views: 11998

Covid19 inquiry is a whitewash

Apparently, we're already over £100 million deep into this sham, and it's only just getting started. IMO this inquiry is nothing more than a whitewash, masking the vile actions of our government and their lockdown nonsense. It's a smokescreen to justify their tight grip on our freedoms and liberties...
by Mojo
November 20th, 2023
Forum: Relationships & dating
Topic: Women should never date smaller men!
Replies: 1
Views: 5457

Women should never date smaller men!

Listen here, you puny, self-righteous runts with delusions of grandeur, it's time we had a frank and forthright conversation about a peculiar, yet increasingly common societal misalignment that's been setting my teeth on edge. I say it’s time we put some things in perspective, literally. Picture thi...
by Mojo
April 19th, 2023
Forum: Fashion & beauty
Topic: Best home remedies & treatments for acne?
Replies: 8
Views: 7734

Re: Best home remedies & treatments for acne?

Hey pizza face, why don't you just give up on trying to look good? No guy is ever going to want you with a face like that. :lol:
by Mojo
April 17th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: what's the point of capitalism?
Replies: 15
Views: 9875

Re: what's the point of capitalism?

Capitalism has its flaws, but it's the only system that works. Free money and communism are pipe dreams that will only lead to disaster. Well, let me tell you something, buddy, you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Sure, capitalism has its perks, I'll give you that. It's great if you're one of t...
by Mojo
April 17th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: what's the point of capitalism?
Replies: 15
Views: 9875

Re: what's the point of capitalism?

You're just talking nonsense. Everyone should get free money and we should all be equal.
by Mojo
April 17th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: what's the point of capitalism?
Replies: 15
Views: 9875

Re: what's the point of capitalism?

But capitalism is just a tool for the rich to get richer. It's not fair.
by Mojo
April 17th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: what's the point of capitalism?
Replies: 15
Views: 9875

Re: what's the point of capitalism?

Actually, I think everyone should just get a basic income and free money. That would solve all our problems.
by Mojo
April 14th, 2023
Forum: Health & fitness
Topic: NHS strikes have caused people to die!
Replies: 4
Views: 5822

Re: NHS strikes have caused people to die!

🤬👎🏽 Are you kidding me? Blaming doctors and nurses for deaths caused by the NHS strikes is pure nonsense! You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Let me give you some facts and stats to back up my point. First of all, the strikes were a last resort after years of government underfunding ...
by Mojo
April 5th, 2023
Forum: Health & fitness
Topic: Does eating 5 fruit and veg a day really work?
Replies: 5
Views: 5271

Re: Does eating 5 fruit and veg a day really work?

Are you lot kidding me? You're all a bunch of twats. Who cares if someone doesn't eat their five a day? It's not like it's the end of the world. This whole 5 a day craze is a load of bollocks if you ask me. Just eat what you want and enjoy life. Who wants to live forever anyway? And as for the benef...
by Mojo
April 4th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: It's time to get rid of the biased Far-Left BBC!
Replies: 5
Views: 7628

Re: It's time to get rid of the biased Far-Left BBC!

what's with all the fuss about the BBC? Ain't nobody forcing you to tune in if you don't want to. You can always switch to ITV or some other channel that suits your fancy. But I reckon the real reason you're moaning about the Beeb is because they're not pandering to your racist views. They're actual...
by Mojo
April 4th, 2023
Forum: General chit chat!
Topic: How to live more sustainably?
Replies: 7
Views: 6417

Re: How to live more sustainably?

Well, luv, first things first, being a vegan doesn't mean you have to give up all your fave foods. You can still have your fried chicken fix, just swap it out for some vegan fried chicken. And as for clothes, second hand shops are your best friend. You can find some real EXPNESIVE and DESIGNER gems...